Rumour Corner.

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Honiton - We hear that there are funny goings on at Honiton! Something about John, a match and some sort of gas (please don't ask). But whatever it is that he's doing, it can be seen by the Crossing keepers at Feniton!!!!!

Salisbury - We hear that John is learning how to E-Mail. He says that he can now send E-Mails using Microwave Office!!!! Yes John, that's 4 exclamation marks!

Salisbury - We hear that John & George are off up North on Friday 3rd August 07, to see Sunderland V Juventus at the Stadium of Light. The trip was planned for a week later but this had to be changed as the both of them could not be released at the same time (even though John said he was available to work the Saturday????). John reckons he is going to show all the soft Northerners that their beer is no stronger than ice cream, and plans to take on all comers at a drinking competition. George will be taking a camera so stay tuned to see the results!!!

Salisbury - We hear that Matt the MOM has mixed feelings about the song "I Will Survive". It seems he had quite an experience in Phuket, Thailand at a place called "Phuket Simon Cabaret" We won't mention anything about the "Lady" who sat on his knee and serenaded him with Gloria Gaynor's great classic, as the rest of his family looked on, except to say did he not enjoy it just a little and I bet he wished he hadn't sat on the end seat of the row!!!

Yeovil Pen Mill - We hear that Keith sees plenty of birds at Yeovil Pen Mill and knows how treat them well. Wines and dines them (well, not exactly wine) and some of them are very foxy. Perhaps John from Salisbury should take a few tips from Keith! Now there's a challenge!

Salisbury - We hear that Steve P is going up to London in the New Year, some people think he has tickets for the Spice Girls Reunion Tour but he swears down he is going to see the Tutankhamun Exhibition, so the next time you see him just ask him what he wants, what he really really wants and you may get the answer.

Salisbury - We hear that James has departed these shores for a 8 week holiday in New Zealand. Rumour has it that he is to appear in the next Lord of the Rings film as "Treebeard", - seeing as he has an affinity for certain wooden objects in Salisbury ASC, it's a fitting role.

Salisbury - We hear that Adrian loves his job so much that he comes to work on his Rest Days, just in case he's needed to cover a turn!

Salisbury - We hear that John has a novel way of relieving stress at work............ all we can say is that he read it on a documentary on the TV!!!!!!

Salisbury - We hear that John has been to Majorca for his holidays, he couldn't tell us were exactly ...... or was it wheelie, I mean really, Blackpool!!!

Salisbury - We hear that George has been to Lanzarote for his holidays, Playa del Carmen by the way, ........... NO, IT WASN'T BLACKPOOL, really.!!!!!

Salisbury - We hear that Chissers has been having trouble with his Catholic Converter, so just for you Chissers press here

Salisbury - We hear that Matt the MOM had a conversation with the Pilot of the Network Rail helicopter, last week, and the Russian President's name Putin (or was it Puking) was mentioned!!!!!

Salisbury - We hear that Garry has been appointed Newspaper Delivery Boy to HRH Prince Charles after HRH's recent visit to the Salisbury area (Newspapers were quite cheap, too for HRH)

Salisbury - We hear that Chissers has been promoted to Station Master.

Salisbury - We hear that John has had a new haircut for his latest modelling assignment.