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Aunty John is an expert in people's problems, probably because he's had plenty of practice in sorting out his own. So if you have a problem or just a question that you would like answering - Just ask Aunty John, if he doesn't know the answer he will endeavour to find out by asking someone else or just make something up! You should send your questions to: auntyjohn@salisburyasc.co.uk

Our latest letters:-

Hello there, i myself live in salisbury and ive seen you around the harnham area. I saw you once in almost nothing but a pink nighty.
I woundered to myself what material it is and where you got it from?? I must say you do look rather fetching and well i wouldnt say no lol!!
If you would be so kind as to help, maybe we could set up a pink nighty club and all go out in them?!
Naughty lady round the corner xx

Dear Naughty Lady,

I'm surprised you have seen me in my pink nightie as I only wear it in the privacy of my own garden (weather permitting) so you must be a Peeping Tom or my next door neighbour (only joking it may have been on my webcam). As to your idea of a Pink Nightie Club, lets meet up somewhere to discuss the idea, how about the Market Square? You'll recognize me as I'll be dressed as below, just let me know when.

(Nightie from Ann Summers, Slippers from Boots, Tights from £1 shop.)

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